Let's be honest. There ARE a couple good reasons to hate the U.S.

I spend the world’s most ridiculous amount of time driving. Okay, I’m sure a lot of people spend more time on the road than I do. But most people who drive for hours every day get paid for the hassle. But I digress…

Here’s the gig: I listen to a LOT of radio. From Grand Rapids to the heart of Detroit, I’ve got the stations down. NPR, hip hop, rap, top 40, you name it. I even know which stations play country! (that’s when you KNOW I listen to too much radio!)

And in my hours upon hours of radio enjoying/critiquing/loathing, I have discovered two good reasons to hate America. They have names. Are you ready?

Phil Collins. Journey.

And that’s all I have to say about that.